Evil but Cuddly

I'm not sharing my actual photo on Tumblr, are you MAD?!

callmebliss:

stunningpicture:

Turns out that dragons are real and they come from South Africa (Latin name ‘Smaug gigantaeus’)

Also looks a bit Smug gigantaeus.

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Why can’t we give love that one more chance?

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nubbsgalore:

honduran white tent bats roosting under a heliconia leaf, which they sever down the length of its midrib to create a ‘tent’ that provides a waterproof shelter and protection from potential predators. 

photos by (click pic) konrad wothekenji nishida, jenny theobald and tobias gerlach, leyooutofsomewherewanja krahalex figueroamatt brady, and michael and patricia fogden

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professional-bird:

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT POPE FRANCIS IS SO FRIKKIN CHILL THAT IF AN ALIEN WALKED IN TO THE VATICAN HE WOULDN’T EVEN FREAK OUT HE’D JUST BE LIKE “SUP DUDE LETS GO GET YA SOME JESUS” 

This comforts me because I actually do feel concern about what happens if we ever decide that dolphins are in fact sentient and stuff.

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
Have you heard of the sooty owl? They are frightening and their eyes are probably hell portals.
bluesrat bluesrat Said:

moniquill:

iguanamouth:

i DID actually while i was looking up owls a while back oh MAN they have incredible faces, like some kinda confused ghost who ended up in a bird and now just has to live with it

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looks like they come in lesser and greater sooty flavors, and theyre both pretty similar except for their sizes (about 43 cm for the greater, 37 for the lesser)

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theyre like someone took a barn owl and just lowered the brightness, threw some speckles in there, made their eyes a direct portal to the infinite nightmarish abyss, called it a day

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the YOUNG SOOTY OWLS on the other hand dont even look like real animals. they look like someone made a dodo out of felt and accidentally left it in a dryer. owls are great

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Tell me this isn’t a psychopomp and I’ll call you a damned liar.

superziggy:

calypsoburch:

It’s important for people to understand the complications of owning birds. Here is a short video to help everyone comprehend bird life.

adorable

Truth.

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ajacquelineofalltrades:

fyeahlilbit3point0:

Hayley Atwell laying waste to the Agent Carter set: A Timeline

One woman wrecking crew

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maeglinhiei:

natawhat:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

babygoatsandfriends:

Koalas having an argument.

if you have never heard a koala noise before, here is yr chance

they sound like fuzzy bike horns

The Hansens.

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gethinblake:

ryu-no-musuko:

professorsparklepants:

gethinblake:

so many of my friends are queer that i genuinely forget that the majority of the population isn’t on a regular basis

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yeah i find it pretty funny when people call others out like “don’t just assume” because for real, it’s at least 85 percent.  

please get off my post with your heteronormative bullshit and realise that a) you have no way of knowing how many people are cishet based on limited data and laws and social stigma preventing people from being open about their identity, b) you have no reason whatsoever to make presumptions about other people’s identities and c) that ‘straight until proven otherwise’ is an attitude which pressures people into going through the stressful process of ‘coming out’ on a regular basis, thanks

I know at least 85% of people do not have deadly allergies to peanuts, too.  That doesn’t mean I shove a sandwich in their face on the assumption that the individual in front of me is in the lucky majority.

Assumptions about sexual orientation may be less immediately life-threatening, but you’re still talking to individuals, not a statistic.  It’s a matter of courtesy and decency.

terri104:

Arrrrrrrr!
Must post all of Irina Spalko’s lovely images of Janeway as a pirate!
Truly breathtaking work!
And not all due to the subject… ;-)
http://g672.deviantart.com
Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day!

This is amazing and I need it.

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